If God gave me grace, then why aren't I graceful?

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

waitingondhr:

a interesting plot with 6th grade writing

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yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

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weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

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jessicasimpsonvevo:

im so high rn and i just watched this for 6 minutes straight

^same

jessicasimpsonvevo:

im so high rn and i just watched this for 6 minutes straight

^same

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literally any time i listen to pandora i hear tiny vessels and that song makes me so sad




partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

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tagged by: SAILORSTEF.TUMBLR.COM

Rules:

1. Always post the rules.
2. Answer the questions from the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones.
3. Tag 11 people and link them to the post
4. Actually tell them you tagged them

Do you like where you live? No, it sucks here.

If you could travel anywhere for free where would you go? Portland

What would you do if the world ended and you and the person you hate were the only ones who survived? Probably kill us both.

What is one moment you wish you could relive? Valedictorian at graduation.

What is your most hated movie? Fight Club, but I watch it every time I see it on TV.

Worst fear? Abraham Lincoln.

Do you think your kid self would be disappointed or happy with who you are today? Disappointed.

Scariest dream you’ve had? I had somehow gotten a really bad sunburn, and my skin peeled down to the bone. 

Guilty pleasure song? "ASS" by Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj.

What do you do for a living? Nothing at the moment.

Cats or dogs? Catz 4 lyf

My 11 Questions

1. If you could be any animal, what would that be?

2. Who’s your favorite fictional character?

3. How many books do you read in a year?

4. How many relationships have you been in?

5. What’s your biggest goal currently?

6. Who is your celebrity crush?

7. Do you like the term “girlcrush”?

8. Why do you need feminism?

9. Do you like South Beach Tow?

10. What are three of your favorite colors?

11. Do you smoke weed?




northbound:

They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass 

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katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

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tastefullyoffensive:

Business Pig [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Business Pig [x]

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