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she loves flowers

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Why are khakis so expensive

They aren’t even attractive

Like pay me to take some of your giant surplus of khakis off your hands please

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when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

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haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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finding a new favorite character like


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So you can’t like Cersei Lannister as a character because she’s an evil bitch, but it’s okay to love Loki and Walter White?

(via marcelynthehuman)

She said “I would be just like that if I got older” with the certainty that she will die in four years. It makes me so fucking sad to think about because she is one of the loveliest, most interesting people I know. I hardly know her, and I love her.

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